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This watermelon? It’s my main squeeze.
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Pretty sure I’m 90% watermelon right now.
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Seed spitting contest, anyone?
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My therapist told me to embrace my messiness. So, watermelon.
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Lost my heart, found it in this melon.
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Watermelon: proof that summer loves us.
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Current mood: sticky and happy.
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Is it even summer if you don’t get watermelon juice everywhere?
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This is how you get a taste of summer. Literally.
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Just tryna stay hydrated, one slice at a time.
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My happy place usually involves this exact fruit.
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Watermelon season is my favorite season. No contest.
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If you need me, I’ll be here with my melon.
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Totally melona-drama.
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Forget diamonds, watermelon is a girl’s best friend.
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Practically living off this stuff all summer.
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I’m just here for the red stuff.
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This melon understood the assignment.
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Pretty sure I just ate my weight in watermelon. Oops.
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And just like that, summer tastes amazing.
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Petition to make watermelon a year-round fruit.
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My ideal summer evening, right here.
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Pretty sure this counts as a salad.
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Watermelon for president, honestly.
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It’s a full-time job eating this much watermelon.
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Just sliced into pure happiness.
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Who needs a filter when you have this beauty?
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My kinda sweet tooth fix.
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Pretty good at picking watermelons now, just sayin’.
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Summer goals: eat all the watermelon.
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Living my best *melon* life.
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The only thing better than one slice is two.
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Officially in a committed relationship with this fruit.
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So much juicy goodness, for real.
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Pretty sure I’m a watermelon connoisseur.
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This is peak summer, don’t even argue.
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Getting my vitamin C, but make it delicious.
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Can’t resist this sweet temptation.
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My hands are sticky, but my heart is full.
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Pretty sure this is the cure for everything.
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Just a girl, standing in front of a watermelon, asking it to be eaten.
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This is what pure joy looks like.
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My summer anthem includes the sound of crunching watermelon.
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Who knew health food could be so fun?
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My favorite accessory: a slice of watermelon.
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Pretty sure I have a watermelon dependency.
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Sending you sweet, juicy vibes.
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This melon and I? We’re inseparable.
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Currently accepting watermelon donations.
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Happiness is a perfectly ripe watermelon.
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Just embracing the sticky chaos of summer.
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Forget adulting, just eat watermelon.
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My tastebuds are having a party.
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Pretty sure this counts as a balanced breakfast.
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This is the only drama I want in my life.
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Watermelon season is my favorite personality trait.
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Not sure what’s sweeter, summer or this fruit.
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My inner child screams for watermelon.
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Pretty sure I’ve got a new favorite color: watermelon red.
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Just enjoying the simple things, like this.
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Pretty sure I’m going to turn into a watermelon.
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My daily dose of delicious.
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This is what I call a productive afternoon.
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my watermelon.
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Pretty sure I’m glowing from all this melon.
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This fruit just gets me.
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Officially obsessed with all things watermelon.
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My kinda hydration station.
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Pretty sure this is my spirit fruit.
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This watermelon isn’t going to eat itself.
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Just soaking up summer, one bite at a time.
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Pretty sure I just found heaven on a plate.
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This fruit just hits different.
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And suddenly, all is right with the world.
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Pretty sure this melon is magic.
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My kind of summer glow-up.
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Who needs fancy desserts when you have this?
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Pretty sure my dog is jealous of my watermelon.
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This is my happy pill, honestly.
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Just living my most delicious life.
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Pretty sure I’m a professional watermelon eater now.
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Can’t beet this sweet treat.
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Watermelon: my sunshine in fruit form.
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Pretty sure I’m on a first-name basis with my farmer’s market melon guy.
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This is peak hydration, folks.
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Just trying to be a little extra, with extra juice.
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Pretty sure I’m glowing from the inside out thanks to this.
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My summer uniform is now “watermelon stains.”
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This fruit just screams good times.
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Pretty sure I just won the watermelon lottery.
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And just like that, my day got better.
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Watermelon always understands the assignment.
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Pretty sure this is my love language.
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My kinda red carpet moment.
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This fruit is un-melon-lievable.
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Pretty sure I’m making up for lost time.
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And just like that, summer feels complete.
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Watermelon therapy is a real thing.
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Pretty sure I’m the MVP of melon eating.
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This is my kind of sweet escape.
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Just enjoying the sticky, sweet moments.
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Pretty sure I need a bib for this.
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And voilà, instant summer joy.
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Watermelon: the OG summer refresher.
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Pretty sure this melon has superpowers.
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My brain said gym, my heart said watermelon.
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Basically, summer on a plate.