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Okay, my blood type is pretty much coffee.
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Pretty sure my therapist is just my daily espresso.
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Warning: May spontaneously start talking after coffee.
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Came for the coffee, stayed because I glued myself to the chair.
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Pretty sure my ‘adulting’ starts with a full mug.
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My brain cells only activate after a serious coffee intervention.
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Don’t talk to me until this cup is empty. Seriously.
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Coffee: because Monday happens every single day.
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This cup is basically my superpower.
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Pretty sure coffee is my soulmate.
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My morning routine? Coffee, then try to be a human.
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Who needs a hug when you have hot coffee?
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If you can’t espresso yourself, just drink more.
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Current mood: powered by caffeine and sarcasm.
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I’ve got 99 problems, but coffee ain’t one.
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Before coffee, I’m a mess. After coffee, I’m a productive mess.
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My spirit animal is a coffee bean.
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Honestly, is there even life before coffee?
19.
Just adding a little coffee to my coffee.
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Pretty sure my productivity level directly correlates with my coffee intake.
21.
This coffee tastes like “get things done.”
22.
I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words.
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My body is a temple, and coffee is the sacred sacrament.
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Sleeping is just practicing for my next coffee.
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Decaf? What even is that?
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Pretty sure coffee understands me better than most people.
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Just a girl, standing in front of her coffee, asking it to make her a morning person.
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My daily dose of “don’t mess with me.”
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need more coffee.
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Pretty sure my eyes open wider with each sip.
31.
Is it Friday yet? Or just time for another coffee?
32.
My “to-do” list starts with “make coffee.”
33.
Coffee first, then adulting, maybe.
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Pretty sure this is what happiness tastes like.
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I’m not addicted, we’re just in a committed relationship.
36.
Coffee: turning grunts into actual words since forever.
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My superpower is disappearing coffee. Poof!
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Honestly, without coffee, I’d probably still be in bed.
39.
Just trying to espresso myself, one cup at a time.
40.
Pretty sure my brain needs a coffee IV drip.
41.
May contain traces of coffee and questionable decision-making.
42.
This mug is proof I made it out of bed.
43.
My other mug is at the therapist’s office.
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Pretty sure I’m fluent in coffee.
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Fueling my inner chaos, one sip at a time.
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Coffee: because being a zombie isn’t a good look.
47.
Just trying to be a functioning human, thanks to this.
48.
My life is a series of coffee breaks.
49.
Pretty sure this cup holds all my hopes and dreams.
50.
You had me at “extra shot.”
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Coffee, because adulting is hard.
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My daily struggle: how to fit more coffee into my day.
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Pretty sure this is the only reason I tolerate mornings.
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I’ve got a latte love for this brew.
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My spirit animal is a perpetually empty coffee cup.