1.
Open bar? My kind of wedding.
2.
Pretty sure I just ugly-cried during the vows. Worth it.
3.
They finally did it! And now, cake.
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My dancing skills are a solid 2/10 but the effort is 100%.
5.
Here for the love, stayed for the free food.
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Pretty sure I saw Aunt Carol out-dance the bride.
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Relationship status: third wheeling it hard at this wedding.
8.
Wishing the happy couple a lifetime of arguing about whose turn it is to do dishes.
9.
Catching flights *and* feelings tonight, mostly from the open bar.
10.
My feet hurt already, but the love is real.
11.
Officially on bouquet duty avoidance.
12.
Pretty sure I’m gonna wake up with glitter in places I didn’t know existed.
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So much love in one room, and also, so much champagne.
14.
They said ‘I do,’ I said ‘pass the appetizers.’
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Can we talk about how good these tiny desserts are?
16.
I came, I saw, I awkward-danced.
17.
This is either the happiest day ever or I’ve had too much bubbly.
18.
Guess I gotta find my own soulmate now, thanks a lot guys.
19.
Wedding season: my bank account’s worst nightmare, my heart’s best dream.
20.
Pretty sure I’m related to half these people and I still don’t know their names.
21.
Okay, but seriously, the floral arrangements are on point.
22.
My therapist told me to embrace joy, so here I am, awkwardly slow dancing.
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Pretty sure I just peaked on the dance floor.
24.
Starting a petition for more weddings with bounce houses.
25.
They’re married! Now let’s see how long till the first ‘where are my keys?’ argument.
26.
Celebrating love, and also, an excuse to wear fancy clothes.
27.
Came here for the free wifi, stayed for the vows.
28.
Honestly, just glad I made it through the ceremony without crying.
29.
My plus-one is my appetite.
30.
Pretty sure I just caught the garter and now I’m obligated to marry someone.
31.
This wedding is making me rethink my entire life plan.
32.
Proof that true love exists, and also, that a good DJ makes all the difference.
33.
My face when the open bar closes: 😱
34.
Here’s to a lifetime of stealing each other’s hoodies.
35.
Pretty sure I’m going to sleep for three days after this.
36.
It’s all fun and games until someone asks when *you’re* getting married.
37.
Okay, time to find my designated driver.
38.
My heart is full, my stomach is fuller.
39.
They did the thing! Congrats, you crazy kids.
40.
I promise to annoy them forever, and also, love them a lot.
41.
Definitely feeling the love, and also, a bit wobbly.
42.
Pretty sure I just inhaled a mini quiche. No regrets.
43.
This wedding budget clearly went to the excellent playlist.
44.
Guess I’m next for the dance-off.
45.
My kind of Saturday night: watching two people commit to forever.
46.
They picked a good one, good job guys.
47.
Pretty sure my dress has more wrinkles than I started with.
48.
Came for the happy tears, stayed for the awkward family photos.
49.
My brain: ‘Don’t cry.’ My heart: ‘Too late!’
50.
Just witnessed a love story, and also, someone almost tripped on the aisle.
51.
Pretty sure my internal monologue just cheered louder than anyone else.
52.
Here’s to finding your person, and also, an excuse for a fancy drink.
53.
They sealed the deal, now where’s the after-party?
54.
My personal record for hugging strangers at a wedding.
55.
This is exactly what my Pinterest board looks like, but real.